Muttley Dastardly LLP: Inappropriate behaviour

MEMO TO ALL STAFF
From: Matt Mattley, Managing Partner
Re: Inappropriate behaviour
1. On or about Wednesday 14th February I received a Valentine’s Day card from a person(s) unknown.
2. The envelope, addressed to me personally, had been franked, using the firm’s franking machine. There is no record in the new electronic fees system of this postage [...]

What a ’spliffing time’…

With the continuing Press interest in David Cameron’s ’spliffing time’ at Eton as a boy, I just could not resist this excellent popart poster ( I have ordered one for my office).
I was smoking Silk Cut and drinking espresso at a pavement cafe in the only non-middle class area left in ‘Haute-Chiswick’ this morning, [...]