Goodbye to Anthony Charles Lynton Blair…
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In the vein of the ‘am I bovvered?’ sketch how about:
“Talk to the hand, Gordon!”
Bye, Gordon
See… nothing – haven’t even knicked any towels.
At least I was allowed time to leave the buiilding unlike those Freshfields support staff.
If you can do sound then it’s got to be D:Ream blaring “Things can only get better”. We’ve come full circle.
No… really.. George… It’s OK… I’m just retiring…I’ll be back in the States soon. Come to one of my lectures on World Issues… Yes… I’m sure I can get you in free.
No, George…. I’m sorry… I really do have to go now… GEORGE… No!… I can’t just tell Gordon I’m not going… and.. no, I don’t want to play ball… What do you mean “How is Saddam?”
Introducing Baby Blair’s Alphabet…
L is for Leo, Labour, Left-wing, Lord Levy, Loans for Peerages, Legal Aid (or Lack thereof), Liar, Loser, Lame-duck…
Blue Peter, here I come!
OK, OK, I’m going – no need to get shirty, I know when I’m not wanted, although I realise it’s taken a while to sink in…
Thats five big ones Gordon. In the first year. Offshore.
Whoa there… no throwing rotten eggs.. SECURITYYYY!!!!
I wonder Where the last five years go?
Give me five more years and I show you what I am capable of!
Y’know I’ve managed a lot in ten years but I still can’t do that ‘Spock’ thing with the hands!
“Frankly I don’t give a damn”… “And, I’ll go so far as to say; I never did and I never will”
Asperger Blair
Look see…no legacy!
“Mr Blair, how many minutes since your last lie?”
Boris nailed it with “Talk to the hand, Gordon.”
“Just because I have quit, doesn’t mean you can hit me now. Stand back! I know kung fu! HAI-YA!”
‘I have lovely manicured nails.’
Will these hands never be cleaned?
Obviously I meant “Will these hands never be clean?”
Following his career with Spitting Image, the Rt. Hon Mr Anthony Blair has since been promoted to Mime Artist. That’s a glass house he’s in.
Sorry guys. That’s it. Right? No more peerages. Could be awkward.
“I’ve told you lot-NO publicity”
Don’t worry about Iraq, I’ve got some more great ideas for law reform.
.. And for my next trick I will hold back the Iraqi insurgents with just one hand…
“If you’re worried about premature hair loss, then do what I did and call 0845 399 0022 – it’s made a real difference to my life. Say stop to thinning hair.”
(To waiting cabbie); Yep, five minutes max and I’m off, I’ve just got to check the gas and turn the lights off.
You want a speaker for the US Neo-con conference? Dude – I’m there! $50k. Call me, ‘K?
” Talk to the hand, the face has never listened”
“I’ve changed my mind – five more years.”
Not a million miles away from Fatima’s, but a subtle difference I think you’ll agree.
“Yes Charon, I’ll get you a Rioja just as soon as I’ve finished up here.”
“I told you, five times a night”
Blair: “No, no, don’t come any closer, Gordon! I said ELECTION, not erection…”
Apparently this is Klingon, for cling on, I’ll give it ago then…
Here you Tone, your Leaving Card from the People of Britain:
http://www.tonysleavingcard.com/
“Look, my farewell tour has only another five months to go, trust me!”
Don’t bother with Pickford’s, Gordon. After all, you’re only moving next door.
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