Play for today…. briefly….

Two older men, both indulging in yet another midlife crisis, are talking to each other in a pub.
Man 1: Good morning… or should I say.. good afternoon!
Man 2: Yes… it could be.
Man 1: Watching the rugby later?
Man 2: Couldn’t give a toss about the rugby. Far prefer hockey.
Man 1: (with cricket sweater over [...]