Christmas office parties…

Tonight I walked into my usual watering hole for a quick glass of wine. It was full of unpleasantly pissed office party goers, many of whom were shouting shit at each other. Profanity and grunts and loud lewd male bonding laughter. I stood at the bar to order a drink. [...]

The beautiful game…

I must make it clear that I know nothing about football.  The new England manager/coach does know a lot about football - but he doesn’t spika da English too good.  He says he will learn it in a month.
Kelvin Mackenzie, writing in The Sun, reports: ” Capello says he will have mastered English in [...]