Comments on: Weekend Review: 18-19th April

By: The Fourth Estate v Cherie Blair, a QC and Recorder…. « Charon QC…the blawg

Thu, 15 May 2008 16:03:39 +0000

[...] RESULT OF GORDON BROWN CAPTION COMPETITION [...]

By: theladyrobinson

theladyrobinson — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:38:55 +0000

“Basically we’re going to keep fucking with the tax rate until the poor have exactly this much left.”

By: woodly

woodly — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:30:00 +0000

Gordon Brown explains the credit crunch to a room full of sceptics, “Will this affect the pound in your pocket, you ask. Absolutely not, this much, a big fat zero, nada, nothing, nil, niente, Geddit ? Now back to the main question..Who’s nicked my oreos?”. The restless crowd remained angry and sceptical, with only the sound of crunching biscuits piercing the silence…

By: simply wondered

simply wondered — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:01:58 +0000

‘baroness hale – getting on a bit, but tight as a drum’

By: Jem Harvey

Jem Harvey — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:36:55 +0000

PM shows off his talent for silhouette puppets…

By: Newbie

Newbie — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:53:19 +0000

“Gordon Brown states the bleeding obvious by confirming the the number of times he’s actually seen John Prescott throw up”

By: Jem Harvey

Jem Harvey — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:18:14 +0000

OK to resolve this 10p tax thing once and for all..paper -scissors- stone anyone?

By: Nicci

Nicci — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:59:03 +0000

Caption: Gordon Brown shows how many votes he’ll gain on the vote for the 10p tax rate motion

By: woodly

woodly — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 22:03:33 +0000

…y..y..yes, they’re called oreo’s, they’re about this big, they’re…they’re my favourite and someone’s taken them and i’m not saying anything more about this so-called credit crunch, until whoever’s taken them gives them back to me…I mean it !!!

By: Top Performer

Top Performer — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:27:21 +0000

Re caption competition:

“After Tony finished with me, my sphincter’s permanently this wide open!”

By: House

House — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:19:41 +0000

Capiton above Picture

To the amusement of his cabinet Gordon Brown can’t even get to grips with Scissor, Paper, Stone.

By: Nearly Legal

Nearly Legal — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:01:44 +0000

or, slightly less foul

“As they are an entirely unearned benefit, we will introduce a windfall tax on opposable thumbs.”

By: Nearly Legal

Nearly Legal — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 13:58:45 +0000

“As we are a listening government, I no longer eat the result of my nose picking”.

By: lawminx

lawminx — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:44:32 +0000

With regard to the caption how about something like “No, honestly, it really is THIS thick!”

As Regards, your putative career as a telephone voice – just think of the possibilities! From such humble a dazzling career could spring! Fame could be yours as the voice of a lift in the Gherkin, or the automated self scanning checkout in Tesco’s – or EVEN as ” If you, bus travelling PEASANT that you are, go through these doors before we are ready, we will have to shoot you” guy at Victoria Bus Station! What FUN could be had! I am sooo jealous!!

By: Scunnered, O'Aberdein

Scunnered, O'Aberdein — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:56:17 +0000

You on the left…play what’s on my score….

By: Richard Ramsay

Richard Ramsay — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:09:44 +0000

Caption

OK Benedict, in that white dress you just an upstaging c*%t.

Or,

Now children, Uncle Gordon will make the shadow rabbit waggle his ears.

By: House

House — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:30:31 +0000

Caption above picture

‘In a desperate appeal for popularity Gordon Brown tries to at least convince divers that everything is ok’

By: House

House — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 23:05:12 +0000

Caption

‘I’ve got 10 grand on at Ladbrookes that I can get my approval rating down to THIS much by Christmas. ‘

(apologies if this comes up twice, pesky internet connection)

By: Andrew Keogh

Andrew Keogh — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:17:34 +0000

Caption…

Look people – I can do the wanker sign upside down!

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charonqc — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:13:20 +0000

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