Having written Postcard from The Boat (1) yesterday – here is Postcard (2).
This morning I chose a different cafe just off The King’s Road. I have been there many times – the food is good and I can sit outside, smoke, read my papers and, especially if it is cold and slightly drizzly, I am usually on my tod. This morning, however, in a late climatic rally, the sun was out and so were the weird people. Some would call them chavs. Two over nourished female barrage balloons with hair drawn off their faces and held in a pony tail to make themselves look even more over-nourished waddled about and sat down at the tables nearest the cafe door. They were soon joined by a bloke with a moustache wearing Chelsea FC football strip. The Polish waitress took their order, smiling away, but even she found it difficult to maintain her composure when man with moustache farted – a ripper that GAZPROM could probably have sold on the natural gas market.
I’m afraid that I was unable to contain myself and started laughing in a mildly manic way, like a weird guy on the Tube, prompting the barrage balloons to swivel in my direction. I was reading The Observer and, rather than state the obvious and congratulate the man on his remarkable expertise I pointed to an article I was reading, muttered away like Boris Johnson, and continued reading. I watched out of the corner of my eye as these weird people started eating. They did not appear to understand cutlery. Further farting followed… with the odd belch. It was not a good start to the day. Thankfully I was only having a coffee. I had to leave. Chelsea is a curious place – more observations on The King’s Road in later postcards.
And now to something vaguely sensible:
I produce, as regular readers will know, an online magazine; a newswire where I focus on news, current events in the law and profile, as best I can, the posts of law bloggers when they write about law. I have revived the Insitelaw blog and plan, each day, rather than use the website, to post articles and commentary on the blog and enjoy an easier life where search engines, filing and the like is all done by WordPress. So – if you fancy a bit of law and news, a daily legal news podcast and some commentary – please visit Insitelaw. All FREE. Now the long summer is over I shall be posting most days – probably every weekday. If you would like to write something for Insitelaw (no money in it, I’m afraid) I will be delighted to publish. My email is on the magazine website and on the blog. Will start posting to blog from tomorrow – only intro stuff on there at the moment.
Drink is the scourge of the drinking classes
I was speaking to White Rabbit yesterday about life, the universe and a plan to have a glass or two when he informed me that Jimmy Bastard’s blog Nevermindthebollix was down. I checked… it was indeed. I emailed JB to ask if the Polis had hacked in or if he was planning some cunning developments to the blog.
I received an email back – but his comment on his blog explains all: “In Early September 2008, after imbibing a serious amount of alcohol, enough to kill several Priests, Jimmy clumsily sent his world famous collection of several thousand observations on life as we know it, into cyber space. They remain there to this day. A story not to be missed, a man not to be ignored. Jimmy Bastard still pulls no punches as he relaunches his 3rd blog as he see’s it.”
I have suggested that there may be a government grant to assist in the retrieval of web heritage material and it is to be hoped that Nevermindthebollix is restored to full and rude health soon.
BREAKING NEWS 23.20 Hrs Sunday 22 September: We interrupt the scheduled programmes tonight to announce that shortly after 23.00 hrs GMT tonight, there have been developments in the Nevermindthebollix saga. We go over now to Ron Knee for the true story
Ed of Blawg Review sent me the details of a blog called Feral Strumpet written by Allyson Shaw, ex-pat novelist and poet living in London. In her own words: “This is my blog about loving London. About hating London. About homesick dissonance and the gift of distance. About my wet island home.” I’ve started to dip in. Good stuff – and if you want a different take on London have a look at Feral Strumpet
Ed of Blawg Review also notified us all through his blog that the next host of Blawg Review, Peter Black, an aussie academic, is going to be publishing Blawg Review #178 on Twitter as well as on his blog. Good grief!… using Twitter for something sensible…. I thought it was only our American and canadian friends who did this. I’m afraid I abuse Twitter -and do not intend to change my ways. I shall, however, take a look at Peter Black’s Twittered review.
POLITICIANS… and what has been happening recently
Gordon Brown is in the midst of telling the nation that he is the only man for the job, crushing rebellions, and appearing on The Andrew Marr Show. Guido was not impressed. I agree. Marr was not as his best. Perhaps he thought he was presenting Strictly Come Dancing… who knows? It was not incisive. Brown rambled through it and escaped unscathed. The questions were anodyne. We need Paxo for interviews with Brown. The Official website of The Prime Minister’s Office website has had a makeover. They are at the cutting edge – twitter, Flickr, YouTube videos… the lot. If you are a GCSE student, you will find it a useful source of historical research material for your project. If you are, however, looking for any news, comment, analysis, then the site is not for you.
Fat Bigot has many interesting observations on his blog – but his latest considers the convention that US and UK politicans do not comment on each other’s electioneering. Worth a read – as is his analysis of Credit-crunch and last week’s banking crisis.
Iain Dale has an amusing ascerbic commentary on Sir Alan Sugar’s support of Brown at the Labour Party conference – contrasting it with rather different remarks made by the then Mr Alan Sugar in 1992.
And finally, in this brief political round up… The BBC reports that Gordon Brown is going to be tough with ridiculous City bonuses. How he is actually going to frame legislation to thwart contractual arrangements is another matter…. but perhaps another rule book can be toirn up and thrown out of the window? And the increasingly shrill Hazel Blears seems to think that Gordon Brown lacks emotional intelligence, but accepts that women do it differently. The Independent reports: “The tiny but perfectly formed figure of Hazel Blears has collapsed into giggles. I have just suggested that her department’s new “£1bn housing market rescue plan” brings to mind the words “pissing” and “wind”.
“I perhaps wouldn’t have put it so graphically” says the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government, 52, when she recovers her composure. “I think that’s probably a male way of putting it. Because women do it differently – we do, trust me on that.”
Well that’s all for this week from The Boat… a long week past, a long week ahead. I suspect there will be more shocks to come and I suspect also that last week’s record FTSE bounce may well bounce down again before too long. We shall soon find out.
One for Family lawyers…. although of general appeal, sent in by a very good friend, a female barrister currently living in Australia.
“A man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says, ‘If you keep on behaving like this, you’ll lose ALL your friends’
Regards, as always