And the Prince of Darkness tightens his dominion over Britain…
Friday, June 12, 2009 by Charon QC
His Excellency Baron Mandelson of Foy etc etc etc, First High Lord Protector of The United Kingdom, has left Gordon Brown to open a few village fetes while he makes a state visit to Europe to indicate that the government’s position on the Euro is open. Some say that Mandelbrot did not need to take a plane to Brussels, thereby saving on expenses… he merely transubstantiated and relocated – as he does, they say, at will.
Before he left to tell Europe what Britain’s plans are, His Almightiness developed a new logo to put, like an imprimature, on all documents approved by him….
Tom Harris MP tipped his followers on Twitter off to a squabble about the new logo. It is in the FT, rather than an amusingly insane political blog, so it may have some ‘traction’ – a word being used increasingly by politicians, but abandoned by PR Schmoozers and bloggers some time ago!
Whether His Imperial Highness is or is not running the country while Gordon Brown stalks the corridors of 
Downing St chucking his Nokia about… I don’t care. You have to hand it to the guy.. he just keeps coming back and has had more resurrections than any deity on earth. If he can do the business for the Labour Party and get the country out of the present mess … I don’t care if they make him President of Europe… for Life
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It’s funny that Mandy has chosen a ball as the logo. When Nu Labr was first trying to get elected, they used a bulldog in their TV ads. It was remarked that the dog had an extremely fulsome and fine set of balls. Mandy’s sensibilities stirred in the breeze and said balls were airbrushed out of existence. I think this is repentance for his previous egregious sin.
You watch there’ll be a second ball along any moment, now…
John… recollect something about that now you mention it… a bit hazy tho!
Yes.. two balls… we don’t, as The White Rabbit would say, want mono-testicularity in our government.