F**kArt Christmas: Snow White Snorts Snow – Charondigliani
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 by Charon QC
“Continuing his theme, and because he is a bit bored, Charondigliani was taken by the first snow of Winter today. He was also traumatised by Snow White and the Seven Investment Bankers many years ago as a ‘difficult’ child. . Charondigliani’s use of his drug of choice – Rioja – was clearly an inspiration behind this ‘work’. No automobile spraycan paint was used in this – but Charondigliani did use some chalk to create that subtle translucence so necessary to suggest a degree of bollocks in modern painting. Cokehead, Charondigliani’s parrot was also most taken with this painting. When it was first exhibited, a Police Community Support Officer arrested Charondigliani under the Terrorism Act for being in possession of a ‘Class A’ painting. Fortunately, a senior Metropolitan Police Officer friend of Charondigliani was able to tell the PCSO to stop being stupid and go back to eating buns on street corners with his PCSO mates.”
Police Community Support Officer Review
Snow White Snorting Coke
Oil and Chalk on Canvas (2009)
Charondigliani
In the Collection of Geeklawyer
A larger version of the painting may be viewed here.
Other F**kArt works by Charon may be viewed here
Charon saw a very funny cartoon on t’interweb thingy which inspired this nonsense.
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