Quite how I managed to come up with the idea of cloning myself and buying some petri dishes on twitter this afternoon… I have no idea – save, that I had done a decent day’s work, having started at 3.30 am this morning as usual, and felt that I may as well have a couple of glasses of Lebanese red wine at Mazaar in Battersea Square this afternoon ( an excellent caff where I take breakfast every day, cooked by chef proprietor Marlon who is very amusing and smokes Marlboro Red) – a late lunch, if you will.
I also noticed that there is now a very large (and fine) Christmas tree in the square. There will be lights, I am told. This was another reason to celebrate.
As I don’t have children and do not have any plans to have them… my thoughts turned to the end of my *Line* when I finally go to the great Bar in the sky…. My line, I can trace to…. the time of my ancestor Julius Charonus who invaded Britain covertly long before the days of CIA rendition flights. I have, therefore, as my *legacy*, amused myself by doing a working ‘construct’ for a sculpture…. of myself…. drawing, rather heavily it has to be said, on the work of another of my ancestors Charonangelo.
It is entirely possible, if I continue to drink Lebanese red, that I shall be making this sculpture later……as part of my December 2010 F**kART series – coming soon!
That is all.




Be careful, Charon. You don’t want your statue to end up in Berlusconi’s office. Who knows what he might attach to it?
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*MASSIVE GIGGLE FIT*
That is all.