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When last we saw George, he had been detained by American authorities at La Guardia Airport, initially for a rather poor diamond-smuggling effort. Subsequently he was implicated in the various crimes committed by disgraced financier Bernard Madoff….. Listen to the audio version (14mins 43s) Download the script The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes *** Episodes 1-25 [...]

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Episode 26 is being recorded this Sunday…and George will return…after a period of time following his escape at La Guardia airport, USA….   (You may find the audio versions are a bit surreal…. ) West London Man (25) : The La Guardia Archipelago Text Version | Audio Version West London Man (24) : Diamonds are [...]

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West London Man 25: The La Guardia Archipelago Following his arrest at La Guardia Airport  in New York City (Episode 24), George has been relieved  of the diamonds and jewellery he received from financier Bernard Madoff and is now a guest of the American authorities in a nearby detention center. As an Englishman with refined [...]

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WEST LONDON MAN 24: DIAMONDS ARE NOT FOREVER. Listen to the podcast audio version.. complete with music and sound effects… Finally rid of their unwanted house guests, failed American vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family, George and Caroline decamped West London for a three-week break over Christmas, skiing in Verbier, France.  Now home, the [...]

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Audio Podcast Version: West London Man (23): Half Baked Alaska? The part of Caroline was played by Jo le Huquet, Hank by Colin Samuels of Infamy or Praise and Charon took the part of George. Inspired by an email from Colin who suggested and wrote the plotline. *** George has participated in or been just [...]

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Podcast version: West London Man (22): It is crunch time… George and Caroline had what may be their last foreign holiday in Tuscany for some time during the latter part of August until mid-September and George returned to the gathering financial storm. George is flicking through the financial press and chatting idly to a mate [...]

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West London Man (21): Upwardly beautiful and officialdom – Audio Version The part of Caroline is played by Jo le Huquet and Charon played the parts of George and Cokehead, the parrot. Run Time: 4.45 mins *** George bought a parrot on Monday afternoon from his friend Rick, a musician who played in a band [...]

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West London Man (20): A trip to Sainsbury’s Audio version Run Time: 5.27 mins Produced: West London The Part of George was played by Charon.  The parts of the sales assistant, the elderly lady and Bronwyn were played by a voice text to speech synthesiser by Cepstral Listen to West London Man (2): A trip [...]

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West London Man (19): A short holiday in Padstow, Cornwall Produced:  In West London Run Time:  5.37 minutes Music:  I do love to be beside the seaside Wardrobe: Boden (left) The part of Caroline was played by Joanna Le Huquet.  Charon took the parts of George and David Cameron Listen to the Audio version of [...]

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Audio Version: WLM 18 – Der Peitsche With sound effects and some good music It was 8.30 on Saturday morning when George had a phonecall from a friend of his. Mr ‘X’, as he prefers to be known, had been telephoned by a journalist from a Sunday tabloid to ask if he, Mr ‘X’, thought [...]

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Audio version of West London Man (17): Jolly snorting weather “Henley Royal Regatta was first held in 1839 and has been held annually ever since, except during the two world wars.  Originally staged by the Mayor and the people of Henley as a public attraction….” …. zzzzzzzz… George yawned as he read the information on  [...]

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Audio Podcast version: West London Man (16) “I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.” Stephen Wright, American actor and writer. Wimbledon ticket prices plummeted when Andy Murray crashed out of Wimbledon after his straight sets defeat at the hands of the incredible hulk. [...]

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Audio version – West London Man (15) : 15 – Love to George The English summer continues. Ascot has, thankfully, passed into memory and George has two tickets to watch the Murray v Haas game at Wimbledon. Caroline has tickets for the second week. George, it has to be said, has absolutely no interest in [...]

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Audio podcast version: West London Man 14: Royal Ascot The Summer Season progresses and today is the first day of Royal Ascot. George has taken the day off to take Caroline to the races. George did a great deal of research, read the website carefully, and decided to go with a black Silk top hat. [...]

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Audio Podcast version of West London man (13): Friday 13th It had not been a good day for George. in fact, predictably, it had been a very bad day. The oil strike wasn’t going as well as hoped. Shell had filled up all of their petrol stations well in advance and most stations had enough [...]

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George has just talked to one of the analysts at work in The City. He calls his wife Caroline who is at home. Caroline went out to a very long lunch the day before and is sleeping in. Her Mother stayed over and is looking after the chidren. Ring… ring…. ring…. ring… Caroline: Hello. George: [...]

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Audio Version: West London Man (11): Biscuits… Friday 6.00 pm: George calls Hugo his friend who works for a City Law Firm. Caroline has called to say that she is going out for drinks with an old friend and that her mother is looking after the children for the evening. *** Ring… ring…. ring…. ring [...]

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George is at work in The City. Caroline has taken the children to a private nursery for the morning and has parked her 4X4 in a quiet road in West London. She has to talk to a friend and former colleague at the weekly magazine she used to write for. Ring…. ring… ring ring…. Receptionist: [...]

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West London Man (9):  Short suits and other matters – Audio version West London Man has been dealing with domestic matters for the last few days. Caroline is still mourning the loss of Katja, the nanny / housekeeper, who is now doing world class M&A analysis for Bank Polski back in her native Poland. The [...]

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West London Man 8: Audio version George and Caroline went to a black tie supper party on Saturday. One of George’s ex-girlfriends, the wife of another guest at the party, told George that her investment banker husband was about to be fired in the next round of credit-crunch ‘re-structures’ and asked George if he knew [...]

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