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The Charon Years…

July 10th 2007

I have no idea who chose this cover for my new book, but I look like a steward on a British Airways flight.

June 27th 2007

My agent called to say that it would be safe to publish my Diary. TB had finally gone, or “F****d off”, as he put it. I turned on the television to see GB impersonating an orator outside No 10. I told ‘H’ [My agent] that it might be an idea to wind GB up by seeing if the press would run with the idea that GB would say that he wasn’t going to read my diary and that the past is the past… or some other similar f*****g s**t…

To be continued… at all good bookshops.

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