It will not be long before someone from the art world writes a pile of nonsense about Damien Hurst’s diamond encrusted skull (£50 million) – worthy of inclusion in Pseuds Corner.
I merely report that my cousin, Vincent Van Charon, a completely unknown and, it has to be said, a completely incompetent artist, has just revealed his latest work: Diamond Geezer 2007 (Hand tinted human skull with horsehair wig, plinth mounted).
Vincent, even by the standards of the Charons, is a bit troubled. Some years ago, as a homage to his ‘inspiration’, he cut off both of his ears. This makes it difficult for him to use the Hi-tech bluetooth earpiece I bought him soon after for his mobile.
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