The Prince of Darkness returns… a CharonCorp Film filmed in Charonvision (TM) for the times we live in….
THE PLOT
Gordon Brown invites David Miliband and a small group of Cabinet Ministers to investigate a mysterious cylinder in the basement of Number 10. The Head of M15 and Admiral Lord West are also present. The cylinder appears to contain a green liquid. As the evening passes into night and darkness descends over London, it begins to possess the prime minister and those present one by one and uses them against the more skeptical Brownites present. After researching the typed memorandum from The European Commission found next to the cylinder, it is discovered that the liquid is actually Peter Mandelson himself.
The memorandum also reveals that Peter Mandelson is the protege of an even more powerful force of evil, an Anti-Brown, who is trapped in another dimension…. trying to unite the faiths of the world after converting to catholicism earlier in the year in a masterstroke of deception. Peter Mandelson possesses Gordon Brown and attempts to bring his Mentor through a dimensional portal, using a mirror. Briefly, but only briefly, the smiling figure of Tony Blair was seen in the Cabinet Room…
At the climax of the evening, Des Browne, soon to be replaced as Minister of Defence (by necessity) in the re-shuffle, stops Blair from returning as prime minister by tackling Blair, and both of them fall through the portal – sacrificing himself in the fashion of Jesus Christ. Unfortunately, the Prince of Darkness remained in the portal…. smiling, all too aware that once again he would stride the earth as a Cabinet Minister in a Labour government.
Although filmed as a dream sequence, it was not a dream. Gordon Brown appears to awaken, and rolls over to find Satan, in the form of Peter Mandelson, lying in bed with him. Brown then awakens fully… screaming, recovers, and approaches his bedroom mirror, hand outstretched in friendship and says “Peter… you shall go to the Lords and be among us once again.”
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I didn’t realise initially that it was a documentary 😉
Ro: I just could not resist… a bit obvious… but… I am mildly pissed. I have not eaten much today – I fast occasionally on Sundays… but I like to take a bit of vino:-)
it’s homeopathic – small amount of poison cures whatever related ailment there is.
or kills you.
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is it me or have your posts started commenting on each other? the world’s first ai blog, perhaps?
Hi SW…. yes… bizarre indeed. No… I have not started getting my posts to comment on each other… i did a link from the most recent post to this because I referred to prince of Darkness.
I shall have to watch out for this phenomenon.
I do, occasionally, mutter to myself when I am walking down the street. It amuses the tourists….. and ensures that I get a clear passage through to my destination. I have not yet started shouting inanities – but… who knows?… this may come with age and time.