With the Daily Mail failing their Cleggmania smear test today, reason has descended on Twitter after a marvellous morning of #nickcleggsfault which threw up some great tweets. Tonight, the three leaders will talk directly to us, in our living rooms, quite possibly all three adopting the rather creepy “look directly into our living rooms” technique pioneered by Clegg last Thursday. I shall be wearing White Tie for the occasion. I wouldn’t want any of the leaders to think, as they speak directly to me, that I have let standards drop at the Staterooms.
I shall also be opening a fine Chateau Neuf Du Papes – a wine most suitable to accompany bull… papal or otherwise.
I shall be wearing a leather suspender belt and a strap on cock made of marshmallow.
Fact.
If that nice Mr Cameron would like a nibble, I also have hidden cameras.
Shhhhhh…..
White Rabbit – a man of style… always! 🙂