The Fuckpig
Oil on Canvas 2009
Charon
In The Collection of Paul West
“Charon clearly has way too much time on his hands during this pre-Christmas period. This is largely because no-one wants to do any business with him because his clients are all attending Christmas parties or farting around on Twitter. This was fine with Charon because it allowed him to continue his ‘homage’ to BritArt. In this very simple minded allegory, Charon nuances the subtlety of those least revered in our society at present – and who may not be with us for much longer: The Bankers.
Charon was amused by a cartoon he saw on the web – unfortunately the cartoon was too small to reveal the cartoonists name – but he has been able to capture the essence of the ‘genre’ here. Charon is quite clear in his resolve that the painting bears no resemblance whatsoever to any person living or dead, whether to be found at Canary Wharf or, indeed, any bank in the British Isles.”
National Banker Magazine
This is truly what we know as BigDickart. Excellent. I shall tell Charles Saatchi who cannot read for himself.
Ms R… excellent to see you on the blog… I would be most obliged if you could inform Mr saatchi.
Would you like a Charon FuckArt piece..FREE, of course…. ? I am knocking them out each day… they are free. I even offer a service to throw them away immediately to save recipients the trouble.
Thank heavens for the bankers. They knocked us off the top spot of the all time Hated Hades Inspired Haters of all Humankind.
I am no longer frightened to tell people that I have a legal background. But I do have banker friends who introduce themselves as drug dealers or serial killers to avoid the shocking truth.