Oyez … Oyez… let all those under The Queen’s Peace hear this…. That at midnight GMT this night the Prince of Darkness, @Geeklawyer, will unveil Blawg Review 203 and in so doing possibly set back Anglo-American relations two hundred or more years to the time of George III.
I have my Ingerland flag… a job lot left over from the European Championship when our dimwitted footballers failed to qualify because they were too busy farting around in nightclubs, modelling underwear, crashing expensive cars, roasting women and appearing in Hello magazine. I shall hail the new dawn with Rioja… naturally.
Oyez… Oyez…
Why do I feel the sudden need to cross myself, when I am not even religious?!?
Ere… why bloody midnight.. just to appease those bloody yanks I’d say…
First our women and now this…
Bloody disgrace
But probably worth it…
Looking forward to this Geek my boy… will read as await judge tomorrow!
They let that Greek lawyer do what? Are we going to have to man the ramparts at Bunker Hill again?
That geek is on notice that any offensive conduct on his behalf will cause the Americans to rise up and declare independence, AGAIN!
Is the world even remotely ready